What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

How should one respond to compliments such as "You are so special" and "I'm lucky to have met you" from a guy?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What real evidence is there to believe in legends such as the story of Atlandida or the lost continent of Lemuria?

{RING} {RING}

HELLO

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?